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This was so serious for me. I started typing this on my phone, then got too into it and opened my laptop to retype and finish this...

You had to know sending me this, I was going to immediately answer Chenle and Renjun as Danny and Sandy LMFAO I just made a tweet assigning the Dreamies musical love numbers and I gave Chenle "Summer Nights" because nothing screams RenLe to me more than Renjun so deep in the summer love dreamboat boy fling of his lifetime while Chenle's like, "Yeah I uhhh fuggin GOT LAID the head was KILLER".

Rizzo is ABSOLUTELY Haechan, don't even look at me if you disagree... Frenchy is Xiaojun mainly because I think it's hilarious 😭😭😭 They're both spacey and a little slow, so if you think about, it it fits!! Marty is Jaemin bc the Rizzo Haechan/Marty Jaemin antagonism would HAVE ME DYING. Also, Jaemin would slay "Freddy My Love" so hard I don't care I don't care!! He also has the wiggly eyebrows perfect for her expressions. Jan is Shotaro <3 You can't tell me they wouldn't be so fuckin golden as the Pink Ladies.

T-Birds time;;; Doddy is JISUNG. If there is one of these I am dead set on, it's Doody Jisung. Kenickie is Jeno. I KNOW THE STAGE VERSION MAKES KENICKE ALL SOUPED UP ALPHA BRO NO EMOTIONS, but in the movie, he gets soft and cute and he's A LOSER WITH NEGATIVE RIZZ so he is Jeno!! Sonny is Mark SORRRYYYYY but Chenle bitches Mark no bitches (with hearty eyes for JAEMIN) is the funniest concept to me ever you can't take that away from me. Roger/Putzie is Yangyang...a liddol boy....

Rapid fire ensemble: Chacha is Ten, Eugene is Doyoung, Patty is Taeyong, Miss Lynch is Boa, and Vince is LSM. Johnny, Yuta, Jaehyun, Hendery, and Sungchan are T-Birds; Taeil, Kun, Winwin, and Jungwoo are pink ladies

Thanks for coming to my TedTalk. Thank you Lydia for this, I had a lot of fun!